INVEST IN MY HORSES!!!!
my horses are soooo good you want to invest in them sooo bad
here is the portfolio please pay close attention.......
BALL HORSE

this horse is on a ball!! incredible skill wonderful technique 1000 dollars please invest
SUIT HORSE

this horse is wearing a suit!! beautiful craftsmanship wonderful fit 2000 dollars please invest
SHERIFF HORSE

this horse is adorned in a sheriff uniform!! although i do not actually believe this horse to be a qualified sheriff, 3000 dollars please invest
MARRIED HORSE(s)

this horse(s) is married!! beautiful love and everlasting life together 4000 dollars please invest
REVERSE DULLAHAN HORSE

this horse is lacking the rest of its body!! due to lacking parts discounted to 5000 dollars please invest
BANGS HORSE

this horse has fucked it up!! it will grow back, and the time will pass regardless. 6000 dollars please invest
CAT AND HORSE

this horse has grown a cat!! beautiful friendship much joy to be shared summer happy time 7000 dollars please invest
if you are interested in my horses please contact me here please and thank you